I can no longer handle this.
Bring it over here. Now. I mean it. Everything is aching
Groak: to watch people eat hoping that they will offer you some of their food
Example: In high school, I was a master at groaking. I had charitable friends that took pity on me. This allowed me to save my lunch money to buy more important things like a new CD player or a deck of cards. As you can see, I was way cool in high school
I just watched a video of Vin Diesel talking in a helium-altered voice. Perhaps I shouldn’t have laughed until I nearly peed my pants, but sometimes you can’t help these things
I think my couch might be alive. There is no other possible explanation why it absorbs so much heat and then radiates it back onto me. It being a heavy cloth couch might have something to do with it…but when your couch is alive, you just know, man. You just know.
Have you ever stayed up late, screwing around on the internet and just when you start getting tired, you realize just how much stuff you wanted to do/look up before you wasted your time watching videos of Vin Diesel sucking in helium? I’m there right now
And lastly, your Man Candy Moment of the Night
Oh. The cheekbones. That jaw. Benedict Cumberbatch, you do your name justice with a glorious face like that
That is all